Hipster checklist #1 - Cowboy (Taken with instagram)
Where the Hell Did I Disappear To?
Friends, countrymen, bored people - you may have come under a serious spell of ennui and loneliness since my last post and Spreecast, asking “Where for art thou, Gargiulo? You witty humor and off-the-wall video blog antics provide me with the daily sustenance to deal with this cold, cruel world.”
Well fear not, I haven’t abandoned you… I’ve just caught a spell of real, actual good luck. I started a new freelance job, writing and segment producing for a Travel Channel show, and also just interviewed for a full-time production-promos position at Company X (company’s name withheld to protect their identity. But wouldn’t it be kickass to work for a company called ‘Company X’?)
And to top it all off, I’ll soon be freelance writing satire articles for a soon-to-be website called News Makeup.
Anyway, with a wedding upcoming, not to mention endless writing tests and articles, I haven’t had the time to update this blog, much less create a Spreecast. But I will again soon, once things die down and I can get back to a normal routine of being incredibly lazy.
Ok, I Get It Body…
…you don’t like pollen. Geez, lay the fuck off me for a minute.
Seriously, the human body is supposedly this amazing wonder of science and all, but allergies just expose it for the dumb asshole it really is. What, you don’t remember 6 MONTHS AGO when the same fucking spores and pollen started getting inside my sinuses? You certainly remember the allergy medication I took then, because it no longer works!
