Hipster checklist #1 - Cowboy (Taken with instagram)
Marlboro Hipster (Taken with instagram)
Wong-sized pretzel (Taken with instagram)
Buncha drunks (Taken with instagram)
Brooklyn Gold Standard (Taken with instagram)
Hallmark’s thought of everything (Taken with instagram)
Celehration ale (Taken with instagram)
Friends, countrymen, bored people - you may have come under a serious spell of ennui and loneliness since my last post and Spreecast, asking “Where for art thou, Gargiulo? You witty humor and off-the-wall video blog antics provide me with the daily sustenance to deal with this cold, cruel world.”
Well fear not, I haven’t abandoned you… I’ve just caught a spell of real, actual good luck. I started a new freelance job, writing and segment producing for a Travel Channel show, and also just interviewed for a full-time production-promos position at Company X (company’s name withheld to protect their identity. But wouldn’t it be kickass to work for a company called ‘Company X’?)
And to top it all off, I’ll soon be freelance writing satire articles for a soon-to-be website called News Makeup.
Anyway, with a wedding upcoming, not to mention endless writing tests and articles, I haven’t had the time to update this blog, much less create a Spreecast. But I will again soon, once things die down and I can get back to a normal routine of being incredibly lazy.
…you don’t like pollen. Geez, lay the fuck off me for a minute.
Seriously, the human body is supposedly this amazing wonder of science and all, but allergies just expose it for the dumb asshole it really is. What, you don’t remember 6 MONTHS AGO when the same fucking spores and pollen started getting inside my sinuses? You certainly remember the allergy medication I took then, because it no longer works!